10/30/08

Date: 10/30/08
Location: Baxter Hall
Time: 0940 hours
Weather: Cool

I have just walked in from my first class today and have come to discover that my pumpkin that I carved smells awful. It's an irritating smell that is very musky and dank. My pumpkin, I'm sad to say, has begun to mold the day before halloween. I can't say that I enjoy this one bit. I don't want to carry Schnicklefritz(said pumpkin) down to the trash can because he smells so awful, but I don't want to keep him by my room because he smells so awful! The mold is white and black and is growing on the inside wall of him. The rind on the outside where the mold is on the inside is very soft and leaky. How gross is that?! I fear that my only option is to take him down and bury him deep in the trash can. Goodbye sweet Schnicklefritz!